417 - Site Hosed, and Needs Some Aspirin and Orange Juice

Apache is hung-over. It went out last night with Ht://Dig, Finger, the INETD gang, and the WU-FTPD-Tang Clan. It did a man drinkmartini (8) and now it can't remember what happened after it went dancing with strip (1). If you find Apache's wallet, please let us know.

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